I went to my very first yoga class today. I am so sore from my 20 miles that I probably won't run for a few more days. I went with an open mind and had no idea what to expect. Since I was clueless, I just copied everyone else. I grabbed mats, a blanket and took off my socks and shoes. Let the relaxation process begin- HA!
The whole experience was kind of comical. I guess I could relate it to being a little girl and eating dinner at my Grandma & Grandpa Brink's house. They were very proper and sometimes during dinner my sister and I would get the giggles. For some reason, knowing that you aren't suppose to be laughing makes it SO much harder to hold back the laughter. That is what I discovered today! I was trying to hold these poses and look just like the beautiful slender woman in the front row, but I would find myself giggling. I truly had to talk to myself (in my head of course) about how giggling right now would really not go over very well!
I did my best to do the poses and some were more difficult than others. I think it definitely helped me get a good stretch, which I know I needed. I wasn't able to mentally relax, but maybe that comes with time and A LOT of classes! At the end we covered up with a blanket for about 6 minutes with a woodsy smelling towel over our eyes. Who knew you got to snuggle in yoga! I am going to leave you with some of the funny things that popped into my head while I was in that one hour yoga class.
Shelly's Yoga Thoughts- Enjoy!
"How does anyone relax while doing this?"
"Oh shit, I think I am about to fall over."
"If Donna looks at me one more time I am going to bust out laughing."
"I really would be horrified if I got kicked out of here for laughing."
"Donna must not be enjoying this because I see her watching that clock constantly!"
"Gross! My yoga mat smells like feet."
"I hope my disastrous yoga poses aren't ruining Amy's happy yoga moments"
"I cannot be doing this right!"
"I am probably only burning 10 calories this entire hour!!!"
"How did Chris break a sweat while doing yoga?"
"No one in this class is sweating"
"Are you kidding me? You want me to cover up with this blanket?"
"I wonder how many other people have covered their bodies with this same blanket? UGH!"
"What the heck are we suppose to do with this white towel that smells like pine trees?"
"When am I going to get to Walmart to get Kort's soccer ball returned"
"Wow- the yoga instructor has tattoos on her feet"
"I wonder if I will do this again"
"Breathe, focus, reach, relax...."
"I am glad this is over... I don't know if this is my thing!"